Crap My Niece Does!

This is from the series "Crap My Niece Does!"

How can this precious little face do anything wrong? :)

My niece Ryleigh is a total goofball.  She is a four year old ball of energy!  She always has me in stitches, if I need cheering up, she is the girl to do it!  My sister is always calling me and filling me in on her antics and the majority of my posts will be on her.

When I answer a call from my sister and her first words are "Wanna know what YOUR niece did today?" I know it is going to be something good.  So my sister calls me a while back and she has had a horrible day, Ryleigh had been up to no good all day, she was constantly under my sisters feet or as we say in my family "she was up my sister's butt all day".  She said that Ryleigh had been in a different room and came running up to her and said Mommy smell my finger   My sister smelled her finger and it smelled like poop.  My sister said "What did you do" and my niece said "I had it up my butt!"  I can totally see my niece's precious little face when she says this with a cute little grin on her face.  My sister then looked down at her finger and noticed she actually had poop on her finger!  My sister of course scrubbed her hands but I am sure it was after some yelling and cursing!  The moral of the story here....when someone says smell my finger never do it, even if it is your four year old, scratch that especially if it is your four year old's finger!